You know how much I loathe Eduwingyelsdis right? He's like the most sibuk person on earth.
Sibuk as in 'kaypochi'. Not busy. All the time that I 've been here, never have I actually seen him do any work. Like seriously. Asyik merayap je kerja dia.
Anyway, he's just around. And it's annoying me. The air smells funky and there's this negative vibe on this floor. Must be him. No, it's definitely him.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Guess who's here?
Hey all. Eduwingyelsdis is here.
He's looking at the screen...trying to see what I am writing.
Eduwingyelsdis is showing Christina the video about the boy who wore the MU t-shirt ("Jersey la. Not t-shirt. Haiyooooh!" says Eduwingyelsdis) okay, JERSEY, at the Liverpool training thingy at Bukit Jalil Stadium yesterday.
Me: How would you describe the MU fan?
Eduwingyelsdis: Bodoh. It's like going to a tiger and going "Eh, you berani...gigit la. You berani gigit la.."
Christina: Aiyoh...poor boy. Sharm, you write la stories about that poor boy.
Anyway, it is so difficult writing this post. Eduwingyelsdis is looking at me. I'm pressured. I know that he is here looking for the seventh member, (who thankfully, is not around!)
Eduwingyelsdis: If my girlfriend reads this blog...habislah. See, how selfish you are?!
We're going to makan. On Eduwingyelsdis.
He's looking at the screen...trying to see what I am writing.
Eduwingyelsdis is showing Christina the video about the boy who wore the MU t-shirt ("Jersey la. Not t-shirt. Haiyooooh!" says Eduwingyelsdis) okay, JERSEY, at the Liverpool training thingy at Bukit Jalil Stadium yesterday.
Me: How would you describe the MU fan?
Eduwingyelsdis: Bodoh. It's like going to a tiger and going "Eh, you berani...gigit la. You berani gigit la.."
Christina: Aiyoh...poor boy. Sharm, you write la stories about that poor boy.
Anyway, it is so difficult writing this post. Eduwingyelsdis is looking at me. I'm pressured. I know that he is here looking for the seventh member, (who thankfully, is not around!)
Eduwingyelsdis: If my girlfriend reads this blog...habislah. See, how selfish you are?!
We're going to makan. On Eduwingyelsdis.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
This is for Bboy...=)
Bboy is my other biggest fan....and wants a blog post dedicated to him...so here it is. Inspired by some of Twitter's recent trending topics, I have created a new hashtag #replacemovietitleswithbboy
Sorry sidetrack sikit.
OMG. Rizal is here.
Jastin: How?
Rizal: Minum.
Jastin: Sharm. You wanna go?
They are still looking at me. Jastin wants a reply. OMG. What?
He just said hello. If I am still sitting here and not saying anything...obviously I tak nak pergi right. Apahal dengan diorang ni? They are still here!
Jastin: Okay, nevermind.
OMG. I think he merajuk. "You merajuk ah?" I ask. "No lah, why I wanna merajuk for such things."
Rizal and Jastin...going for tea.
Rizal is laughing..a silent evil laugh. THEY ARE STILL HERE! OMG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
"See you tomorrow."
Back to my original blog post idea. Here are some of the titles:
Sorry sidetrack sikit.
OMG. Rizal is here.
Jastin: How?
Rizal: Minum.
Jastin: Sharm. You wanna go?
They are still looking at me. Jastin wants a reply. OMG. What?
He just said hello. If I am still sitting here and not saying anything...obviously I tak nak pergi right. Apahal dengan diorang ni? They are still here!
Jastin: Okay, nevermind.
OMG. I think he merajuk. "You merajuk ah?" I ask. "No lah, why I wanna merajuk for such things."
Rizal and Jastin...going for tea.
Rizal is laughing..a silent evil laugh. THEY ARE STILL HERE! OMG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
"See you tomorrow."
Back to my original blog post idea. Here are some of the titles:
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Bboy
- Mr Popper's Bboy
- Tolong! Awek aku Bboy!
- Kung Fu Bboy
- X-Men: First Bboy
- Green Bboy
- Transformers: Dark of the Bboy
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Bboy
- A Beautiful Bboy
- Mysterious Bboy
Where is Rizal?
That is what Jastin wants to know....he just got a phone call, and went "Hey bro."
He walked off. Most probably because he knows that I'll transcribe whatever I hear. Oh, he's back. He's looking at the screen. Still looking. Hello? What is so interesting on the screen lah..
OMG! It's Martin. He just walked past us and Jastin said hi. Then I said hi. And Martin said hi back. If only he knows that I'm updating his favourite blog. Okay, Jastin is still reading whatever I'm typing.
"Fine, I'll do my work. Oh...Rizal is here. I wanna go see Rizal. You wanna go?"
"You have lost an awful lot of weight. And I found it," says Martin. Then he realised that I'm updating the blog.
"It's sad when some things don't grow and evolve," Martin says to Jastin...and walks off.
Like seriously people. See what you're making me do. You want me to update a blog that Martin hates. And Jastin is still looking at the screen.
"I am not," he replies. Like hello...how would he know I typed that if he wasn't looking? Ish.
He walked off. Most probably because he knows that I'll transcribe whatever I hear. Oh, he's back. He's looking at the screen. Still looking. Hello? What is so interesting on the screen lah..
OMG! It's Martin. He just walked past us and Jastin said hi. Then I said hi. And Martin said hi back. If only he knows that I'm updating his favourite blog. Okay, Jastin is still reading whatever I'm typing.
"Fine, I'll do my work. Oh...Rizal is here. I wanna go see Rizal. You wanna go?"
"You have lost an awful lot of weight. And I found it," says Martin. Then he realised that I'm updating the blog.
"It's sad when some things don't grow and evolve," Martin says to Jastin...and walks off.
Like seriously people. See what you're making me do. You want me to update a blog that Martin hates. And Jastin is still looking at the screen.
"I am not," he replies. Like hello...how would he know I typed that if he wasn't looking? Ish.
Nelsen's here
Nelsen: Bising betul!
Jastin: Bro. Where are you going? Stay here la.
Nelsen: *fingers typing action* Settle some things sikit.
Jastin: Hmm...ahh. That's all?
He's looking at me now. And touching the mouse.
Jastin: Is that how you update ah? *turns to the right* Eh, bro...pakai lagi ah? Pink ah..
He's now talking to Ehfan about some "magical" bracelet thingy. Ehfan is behind me. Jastin is on my left. They are talking about being recalled or something.
Jastin: Why? Why? Why?
Me: Nothing.
Jastin is still looking at the screen. He can't believe that this is how I update my blog.
Haih. Drama. I asked Jastin something about a mutual friend and he replied. Then when he saw that I was actually typing his reply out, he freaked out and ask me to delete it!
Ish...doesn't he know how this blog works?
As I'm editing this blog, Jastin asks, "Eh, can edit ah?" I say yes. "Put it in la, that I asked if can edit it."
Memang susah nak layan my fans ni...
Jastin: Bro. Where are you going? Stay here la.
Nelsen: *fingers typing action* Settle some things sikit.
Jastin: Hmm...ahh. That's all?
He's looking at me now. And touching the mouse.
Jastin: Is that how you update ah? *turns to the right* Eh, bro...pakai lagi ah? Pink ah..
He's now talking to Ehfan about some "magical" bracelet thingy. Ehfan is behind me. Jastin is on my left. They are talking about being recalled or something.
Jastin: Why? Why? Why?
Me: Nothing.
Jastin is still looking at the screen. He can't believe that this is how I update my blog.
Haih. Drama. I asked Jastin something about a mutual friend and he replied. Then when he saw that I was actually typing his reply out, he freaked out and ask me to delete it!
Ish...doesn't he know how this blog works?
As I'm editing this blog, Jastin asks, "Eh, can edit ah?" I say yes. "Put it in la, that I asked if can edit it."
Memang susah nak layan my fans ni...
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Jastin and Rizal had tea. I was there too.
Me: Indra told me about what you guys did last weekend. But I can't tease you about it because Jastin is here.
Jastin: What's it about?
Me: Sorry, I can't tell you. I told Indra I won't tell anyone. I asked her permission if I can tell Nasa and Ian. She said no. Then I asked her if I can tease Rizal about it. She said yes.
Jastin: Is it about Bersih?
Me: It was inspired by Bersih. Sorry, that's all I can tell you.
Rizal: I think I know what you're talking about.
Me: (Looking at Jastin) I know it's frustrating when people want to tell you something but they won't tell you anything. I feel like slapping people like that all the time.
Jastin: I feel like slapping you now.
Jastin: What's it about?
Me: Sorry, I can't tell you. I told Indra I won't tell anyone. I asked her permission if I can tell Nasa and Ian. She said no. Then I asked her if I can tease Rizal about it. She said yes.
Jastin: Is it about Bersih?
Me: It was inspired by Bersih. Sorry, that's all I can tell you.
Rizal: I think I know what you're talking about.
Me: (Looking at Jastin) I know it's frustrating when people want to tell you something but they won't tell you anything. I feel like slapping people like that all the time.
Jastin: I feel like slapping you now.
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