I almost killed Martin

It was quiet in Basement 3. I was in my car and right in front of me was Martin. There was no one else around. Recipe for the perfect murder? I thought so too.

I stepped on the accelerator and drove straight in his direction.

But then I had a change of heart. I had just washed my car and didn't feel like getting any dirt on it.

The end.

p/s: Please don't use this blog post against me in the court of law. I have and will not ever commit murder. I'm a nice person...seriously. Blood freaks me out.

Ian got a haircut and we all laughed at it

Well, I didn't laugh lah. Nasa did.

Anyway, I think it has grown since then.....

Someone had a party and we decided to show up..

I don't wanna tell you whose birthday party it was...but we were all there. By we, I mean the losers who had nothing better to do than to show up and eat free food.

Eh, no wait...we were actually there to support Daryl who finally got recognition for all his hard work in the past 100 years with the company. He got a house, a Ferrari, two ponies and a magic carpet.

Daryl wore a pink tutu and looked every inch the princess that he is....errmm...I'm confused...maybe it was Eduwingyelsdis?

Here are some of the losers:


That's Eduwingyelsdis and Nelsen.

And here is Leong. The guy Nelsen left to be with Eduwingyelsdis. Nelsen tried to apologise for his stupid move by offering cotton candy....but Leong didn't want any of it. He wanted one of Daryl's ponies.

Oh, and here is a replica of the statue Nelsen made for Eduwingyelsdis. It is of Eduwingyelsdis touching himself inappropriately.

That's all.

Princess Eduwingyelsdis

This is his Bible. He reads it (actually, he gets Nelsen to read it to him) every night before bedtime.

Eduwingyelsdis is a princess....and now with proof.

Anyway, I'm not at work...

So yeah...I'm updating this blog from home. My mother asked me why is it that I'm always home and if I was fired from work.

Most hated question...

You know...the one question that I hear on almost a daily (wait, let's make that hourly) basis is: "When are you updating your blog?"

OMG...people (and by people I mean Jastin Bibir)...don't you have like other things to do....like work?

Apahal asyik nak baca blog aku je ni? First of all, it's not even that interesting (don't tell Martin I said that...although I know that he's reading this right now).

Secondly, even I also don't want to baca this blog, let alone update it. Kan I told you already...my boss marah...she said I cannot update this blog during working hours. Besides that...I'm so very the busy.

Anyway, I also understand lah, that you people have very limited entertainment in your lives. How many times can you look at Martin's face and laugh right?

It's funny the first 100 times...but after that, it's just another face...kan?

Therefore, I have decided to update this blog...and also to shut Jastin Bibir up. So yeah...hope you're happy.