Karr Wei and Christina are taking forever to go for lunch.
I was just sitting there (doing my work) when Karr Wei called me out for lunch. Now that I'm here (I've been here for the past 30 minutes) they are still not done with whatever it is that they're doing.
Christina, the resident lembab girl....is taking forever to do something. When I ask her if we're good to go, she said "Yup...but no one's moving."
Karr Wei just stood up abruptly. Now she's fiddling with her phone. Christina is looking at me.
Oh, I'm holding them up now.
Gotta go.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Martin is wearing a shirt...
Like a real proper shirt.
With buttons.
Not a t-shirt...but like a real shirt, shirt. What's up with that?
Apparently he had to meet a President who was like 70in taller than him and people had to squat or kneel in front of him if they wanted to talk to him.
But the President didn't feel like squatting because he wanted to stand and show off just how tall he was. Or something like that.
And Martin left his back pack at the embassy and he was scared that the people there would call the bombsquad or something...yeah, I think they'll call a squad to get rid of that bag alright. Have you seen it before? It's hideous...I asked Martin how to spell hideous...and he typed my name on Google.
Martin just Googled my name! And it's like number one on the page...wow. I'm famous!
Now Martin is typing something on his ancient phone....yeah, the kind Alex Bell used back in his days.
Christina is busy doing work. She's on my left. Martin is on my right and on his right is Jaya.
Ing Yeen and Jade are talking about satay...or something that rhymes with satay. Jade just said.."Lepak sikit la.."
Xin Yi looks super stressed.
Oh, I forgot. I asked Martin which Disney cartoon he loves the most. He said Aladdin...
I asked Martin what he had for lunch. He's quiet now...still quiet...still quiet....
Jaya answered: "He had rice with lots of curry in it."
Martin just looked exasperated. He's glaring at Jaya now.
"What? You looked at me...," protested Jaya.
"I'm trying to find a way to stop this...," said Martin.
"You can kill her," Jaya suggested.
Okay...I need to leave before somebody kills me. Bye!
p/s: Ooh...just found out that Martin wanted a Hammer and Sickle tattoo when he was younger...but now that he's older and his skin is saggy....the tattoo artist won't do it. Oh, apparently, he's not getting it is because he's too hairy..and there's no area on his body that he can shave and have that tattoo. Gorilla.
With buttons.
Not a t-shirt...but like a real shirt, shirt. What's up with that?
Apparently he had to meet a President who was like 70in taller than him and people had to squat or kneel in front of him if they wanted to talk to him.
But the President didn't feel like squatting because he wanted to stand and show off just how tall he was. Or something like that.
Jaya just asked me how to spell boobies. I replied, "B-O-O-B-I-E-S."
And Martin left his back pack at the embassy and he was scared that the people there would call the bombsquad or something...yeah, I think they'll call a squad to get rid of that bag alright. Have you seen it before? It's hideous...I asked Martin how to spell hideous...and he typed my name on Google.
Martin just Googled my name! And it's like number one on the page...wow. I'm famous!
Now Martin is typing something on his ancient phone....yeah, the kind Alex Bell used back in his days.
Christina is busy doing work. She's on my left. Martin is on my right and on his right is Jaya.
Ing Yeen and Jade are talking about satay...or something that rhymes with satay. Jade just said.."Lepak sikit la.."
Xin Yi looks super stressed.
Oh, I forgot. I asked Martin which Disney cartoon he loves the most. He said Aladdin...
I asked Martin what he had for lunch. He's quiet now...still quiet...still quiet....
Jaya answered: "He had rice with lots of curry in it."
Martin just looked exasperated. He's glaring at Jaya now.
"What? You looked at me...," protested Jaya.
"I'm trying to find a way to stop this...," said Martin.
"You can kill her," Jaya suggested.
Okay...I need to leave before somebody kills me. Bye!
p/s: Ooh...just found out that Martin wanted a Hammer and Sickle tattoo when he was younger...but now that he's older and his skin is saggy....the tattoo artist won't do it. Oh, apparently, he's not getting it is because he's too hairy..and there's no area on his body that he can shave and have that tattoo. Gorilla.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
I am in SHOCK!
I can't believe that there is a negative side to the man whom I thought had no flaws (except for his birth and existence).
I just heard Martin say a very nasty thing about his ex-boyfriend..
Fazleena just interrupted me! She looked at the title and read it aloud and I had a bit of a drama moment where I slammed the mouse and declared that I don't want to blog anymore.
Martin looked at her and said "Could Michelangelo (I stopped to ask Fazleena how to spell Michelangelo, and she in turn asked me to ask Martin).
"Martin, is this how you spell Michelangelo M-I-C-H-E-L-A-N-G-E-L-O?," I asked.
"If I helped you it'd would imply tacit approval of ...(something about me writing my blog)," he replied pompously. Babi lu.
Ermm...where was I...yeah "Could Michelangelo create masterpieces with people staring at his work? Could a dog pee on a fire hydrant with people looking at it?" said Martin to Fazleena.
So yeah. I'm back. Fazleena just left and Martin is on the phone with someone...he has a very bored expression on his face (well, he usually does...coz he's a boring person, right?)
Anyway...back to the first thing that I was talking about..I was shocked to hear Martin say some nasty things about this dude (who I think he had a crush on but was rejected. I'm not surprised...I mean..have you seen Martin before?)
He sounded extremely bitter and said a few harsh things about this guy...tsk, tsk!
Wow, you think you know a person and they just turn out to be even worse than what you originally thought of them. Haih...
Well, it's a good thing I never thought much about Martin.
Loser.
I just heard Martin say a very nasty thing about his ex-boyfriend..
Fazleena just interrupted me! She looked at the title and read it aloud and I had a bit of a drama moment where I slammed the mouse and declared that I don't want to blog anymore.
Martin looked at her and said "Could Michelangelo (I stopped to ask Fazleena how to spell Michelangelo, and she in turn asked me to ask Martin).
"Martin, is this how you spell Michelangelo M-I-C-H-E-L-A-N-G-E-L-O?," I asked.
"If I helped you it'd would imply tacit approval of ...(something about me writing my blog)," he replied pompously. Babi lu.
Ermm...where was I...yeah "Could Michelangelo create masterpieces with people staring at his work? Could a dog pee on a fire hydrant with people looking at it?" said Martin to Fazleena.
So yeah. I'm back. Fazleena just left and Martin is on the phone with someone...he has a very bored expression on his face (well, he usually does...coz he's a boring person, right?)
Anyway...back to the first thing that I was talking about..I was shocked to hear Martin say some nasty things about this dude (who I think he had a crush on but was rejected. I'm not surprised...I mean..have you seen Martin before?)
He sounded extremely bitter and said a few harsh things about this guy...tsk, tsk!
Wow, you think you know a person and they just turn out to be even worse than what you originally thought of them. Haih...
Well, it's a good thing I never thought much about Martin.
Loser.
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