Meet Kenneth. Our new writer.
I'm not sure whether I like him or not. He's always complaining that I bully him...like seriously, do I sound like someone who is capable of controlling another human being?
This is Kenneth.
Kenneth has a friend. Her name is Michelle. I'm not sure whether I like her either. She has a thing against Chettynad Fried Chicken. You know how we can't trust anyone who doesn't like CFC, right? They're just so...kes suspect.
Anyway, Michelle and Kenneth have a friend. Her name is Tashny. I like her because she's my biggest fan.
I came to work and found this message on my keyboard, but it's not on my keyboard anymore..because if I leave it there, I wouldn't be able to type anything. So it's now on my...erm...wall?:
This kinda borders on stalker-ism, but whatever. I don't judge people and I'm sure if it gets too creepy, there'll be a restraining order involved somewhere.
Actually you know what...I'm not so sure if I like this Tashny. I got this message on Monday and it's Friday already...where the hell are those brownies?
i came down the other day but you weren't in yet (it was nearly lunch time, shame on you!). i bring you brownies now!!
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