All I want to do is update this blog but it took me like seven years just to get to the homepage. Apasal banyak sangat rules and regulations baru ni? Do they want me to use this blog or what?
I can always choose to not give a damn about The Sudden Blog but I have to think about my four and a half fans who have dedicated their meaningless life to reading the crap that I have posted all these years.
I can't just delete this blog. What would happen to Jastin? Where else would anyone read funny things about Martin (who is still as boring as ever, and I almost ran him over with my car, again ... on purpose, last week)?
It's because of my fans that I had to endure the many questions that Google (or whatever platform that handles this blog) asked me about this account. Suka hati aku lah nak ada secondary email address or not. Why so sibuk?
Anyway, here I am. Updating this blog from my (kinda) new place on level 3A. Sonja is in front of the printer trying to read something. Now she's walking back to her place.
It's really cold in here. I'm trying to clear a few stories before I leave but somehow my brain doesn't seem to be working. And no Martin, my brain does work. I should know. I have used it once or twice before.
I got to go.
My eyes hurt.
