Finally. I can blog about Jaya. Not that I've been dying to...but she merajuklah, saying that I don't blog about her.
Jaya has got some cats on her chest...and Karr Wei says that she thinks it's wrong, the way Jaya has been touching herself.
"No!" says Jaya in a fierce voice that we don't often get to hear.
"Okay, Karr Wei thinks that it's indecent the way she's touching herself," says Karr Wei, prompting me to write it on my blog.
Jaya gets defensive.
"Indecent is not the word. She's getting into character," says Jaya.
"Not that I've been dying to? Hey, that's not nice," says Jaya after reading the first line of my entry.
"Hey, this is my blog. You can't dictate me," I retort.
"I feel like taking off my bra," says Jaya....but when I want to type that in, she says no.
So I say to her," Hey, masa aku tak blog pasal you, you marah. Now that I'm blogging about you, you're censoring me left and right."
"I'm looking at you with my editing eyes," she warns me.
"Sharmila, I think my buttons are going to pop out," says Karr Wei as she sends an SMS. I look at her. Not really pop out la..maybe get a bit loose kot.
Jaya is looking at the screen now. Then she looked at me. Now she's not looking.
It's very hard to please Jaya. This might just be the only blog about her.
"Why must women get period ah?" asks Jaya. Now she checks her phone. "Why? Why? Why? Don't say why?"
Jaya is talking to herself now.
"Why don't you just get pregnant? Then you won't get period," advises Karr Wei. "Keep getting pregnant, then you'll never get period again."
Jaya says something (*I really didn't catch what she was saying*)
Karr Wei is having a conversation with Christina.
Top three things you should know about Jaya today:
What did you have for lunch: Pork balls noodles soup
Overall feeling for the day: Physical pain and panic
The first thing you'll do when you get back home: Take off my clothes, shower and read my books. (Additional information: she'll be wearing clothes and socks)
Kata pepatah for the day (courtesy of Christina): Dress in stripes.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
As per no one's request...
I was thinking about not blogging for a long time. Why? Simply.
But of course, Martin wouldn't have it that way. He says that his friends have been complaining that the blog is not updated...so here I am, updating it.
IY is behind me, playing the guitar. Earlier, he was messing around with the keyboard I brought into the office today.
We're planning to start a band. Unfortunately, IY is the only one who knows how to play the musical instruments. I guess the rest of us will be clapping along to the beat...and singing out of tune here and there.
What should we name our band? Do drop in your suggestions. Yes you. I know you read this pathetic blog...so tell me your suggestion, aye?
IS was raving about the TV series, SKIN just now. It's full of nudity (old uncles and aunties - according to IY) and sex...almost like porn...but with a story line. The DVDs are with NC now. I'll be watching them next week kot...after I finish watching Lost. I'm gonna watch Season 4 soon. Can't wait.
It's damn cold here. It's like living in a freezer...that is if living in a freezer would be like this. I have three jackets/sweater/cardigan draped over my chair but I'm too lazy to move and pick one up and wear it. How much do you think I should pay someone to do it for me ah?
I was reading a post on MSN on how celebrities stay thin. Apparently one of the reason is because they have personal chefs. Well, I know the cook at Chettynad and he personally brings out the fried chicken for me and NM/PY/IY/IS/ but why am I not skinny like the Hollywood celebrities?
P.S: I love Malaysia and everyone living in Malaysia (Mat Rempits, snatch thieves, people who double-park and leave to do their errands and come back 30mins later and don't bother to apologise, my neighbour who always gives me the look when Bobby Brown pees on his flower pot...everyone!)
I also believe in Rukun Negara and follow it all the time. I also wear seat-belts and don't run red lights. I love Malaysia and I'm happy to be a Malaysian. Please don't arrest me.
But of course, Martin wouldn't have it that way. He says that his friends have been complaining that the blog is not updated...so here I am, updating it.
IY is behind me, playing the guitar. Earlier, he was messing around with the keyboard I brought into the office today.
We're planning to start a band. Unfortunately, IY is the only one who knows how to play the musical instruments. I guess the rest of us will be clapping along to the beat...and singing out of tune here and there.
What should we name our band? Do drop in your suggestions. Yes you. I know you read this pathetic blog...so tell me your suggestion, aye?
IS was raving about the TV series, SKIN just now. It's full of nudity (old uncles and aunties - according to IY) and sex...almost like porn...but with a story line. The DVDs are with NC now. I'll be watching them next week kot...after I finish watching Lost. I'm gonna watch Season 4 soon. Can't wait.
It's damn cold here. It's like living in a freezer...that is if living in a freezer would be like this. I have three jackets/sweater/cardigan draped over my chair but I'm too lazy to move and pick one up and wear it. How much do you think I should pay someone to do it for me ah?
I was reading a post on MSN on how celebrities stay thin. Apparently one of the reason is because they have personal chefs. Well, I know the cook at Chettynad and he personally brings out the fried chicken for me and NM/PY/IY/IS/ but why am I not skinny like the Hollywood celebrities?
P.S: I love Malaysia and everyone living in Malaysia (Mat Rempits, snatch thieves, people who double-park and leave to do their errands and come back 30mins later and don't bother to apologise, my neighbour who always gives me the look when Bobby Brown pees on his flower pot...everyone!)
I also believe in Rukun Negara and follow it all the time. I also wear seat-belts and don't run red lights. I love Malaysia and I'm happy to be a Malaysian. Please don't arrest me.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Headache - Part 2
Just got back.
Hmm, where was I? Oh, the Lost DVDs...so yeah. I just met Michael and I asked him what's wrong with the DVD. He said that I should bring it back so that he can go and complain to the seller.
I'm in 3A now. I'm here because there's no one in Level 1.
Karr Wei is on my left. On her left is Yoke Teng. Karr Wei says that I'm a 'sin-capitalizer'. I can't tell you what she meant by it because it involves 'illegal' matters. But she said that I should mention that she mentioned it...so there.
Oh. I just got back from an interview with a lady...who has the worst set of teeth on earth. It's so jagged and wide apart, that throughout the interview, I could only think about how the hell she brushes her teeth.
I'm sure her toothbrush gets stuck in the gap and she has a painful time trying to retrieve it every morning...
Martin is on my right. He just said that he's a leftist..so he shouldn't be on my right. He thinks it's funny...he's looking at the screen now.
"He thinks you're one of the best drivers in the basement," says Martin. He's making a phone call now. He's giving me a weird look.
He said, "Hi!"...now he's having a conversation...and giggling like a girl.
Back to that lady with the terrible set of teeth. Her dentist will never need an x-ray to see the condition of her teeth..coz they're all out there.
Yoke Teng is saying something to Karr Wei. Karr Wei is drinking 100 Plus. She's biting the straw.
Martin is still talking.
"Should I care...I'll tell you about her later. It takes a whole book. You know, the person who sabos me by trying to put stuff on my bag...no..the other one...yes, I don't know," says Martin.
Okay, I didn't mean to eavesdrop..but he was saying it loud enough so that I could hear them all.
Top three things you should know about Karr Wei now.
"It used to be four..why is it three now?" asks Karr Wei.
Martin just came next to me...and he looked at my screen..and said "Oh, my god!"
I'm trying to convince Martin to read my blog.
"How's Ian ah?" he asks.
He says that I should probably mention that he's fascinated with Ian and that it's a shame he cut his hair. Things will never be the same again. He also said that my writing reminds him of Goebels.
Back to Karr Wei.
What did she have for lunch today: Fried rice
Her overall feeling: Sleeping and sick of work.
First thing she's going to do when she gets back home: Open the fridge.
Martin says he will pass a hat around so that they can collect enough money to buy me a life.....
Hmm, where was I? Oh, the Lost DVDs...so yeah. I just met Michael and I asked him what's wrong with the DVD. He said that I should bring it back so that he can go and complain to the seller.
I'm in 3A now. I'm here because there's no one in Level 1.
Karr Wei is on my left. On her left is Yoke Teng. Karr Wei says that I'm a 'sin-capitalizer'. I can't tell you what she meant by it because it involves 'illegal' matters. But she said that I should mention that she mentioned it...so there.
Oh. I just got back from an interview with a lady...who has the worst set of teeth on earth. It's so jagged and wide apart, that throughout the interview, I could only think about how the hell she brushes her teeth.
I'm sure her toothbrush gets stuck in the gap and she has a painful time trying to retrieve it every morning...
Martin is on my right. He just said that he's a leftist..so he shouldn't be on my right. He thinks it's funny...he's looking at the screen now.
"He thinks you're one of the best drivers in the basement," says Martin. He's making a phone call now. He's giving me a weird look.
He said, "Hi!"...now he's having a conversation...and giggling like a girl.
Back to that lady with the terrible set of teeth. Her dentist will never need an x-ray to see the condition of her teeth..coz they're all out there.
Yoke Teng is saying something to Karr Wei. Karr Wei is drinking 100 Plus. She's biting the straw.
Martin is still talking.
"Should I care...I'll tell you about her later. It takes a whole book. You know, the person who sabos me by trying to put stuff on my bag...no..the other one...yes, I don't know," says Martin.
Okay, I didn't mean to eavesdrop..but he was saying it loud enough so that I could hear them all.
Top three things you should know about Karr Wei now.
"It used to be four..why is it three now?" asks Karr Wei.
Martin just came next to me...and he looked at my screen..and said "Oh, my god!"
I'm trying to convince Martin to read my blog.
"How's Ian ah?" he asks.
He says that I should probably mention that he's fascinated with Ian and that it's a shame he cut his hair. Things will never be the same again. He also said that my writing reminds him of Goebels.
Back to Karr Wei.
What did she have for lunch today: Fried rice
Her overall feeling: Sleeping and sick of work.
First thing she's going to do when she gets back home: Open the fridge.
Martin says he will pass a hat around so that they can collect enough money to buy me a life.....
Headache - Part 1
I'm having a serious headache. I know why. I lack sleep. I know why. Because I've been watching episode after episode of Lost. I wanna finish watching them all by end of this week. But there's a glitch in that plan now....Disc 3 of Season 3 is not working!
Aiyah..cannot continue this post...Karr Wei is calling me to teman her to the pillar of sanctity and hope. Gotta go.
Aiyah..cannot continue this post...Karr Wei is calling me to teman her to the pillar of sanctity and hope. Gotta go.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Spoilt brat!
Okay...I'll make this quick.
Had lunch with IS, NC and the two French kids at a Japanese restaurant at Jaya 33. It was damn funny looking at Bill (that's what IS calls him as she can't exactly pronounce his French name) trying to pick up soft tofu with a chopstick on each hand.
Fast forward five hours later...NM and IY were going over their Valentine's Day plan and NC was talking about how he's going to bring six hot chicks to dinner tomorrow.
As NC was clearing my story (which was terrible, I have to admit), I asked him what's wrong with me. Actually, he could've pointed out a million things that are wrong with me...but he didn't. I asked again, "Why am I writing crappy stories nowadays?"
He replied," Like I said yesterday, you're too complacent."
"But I don't understand what complacent means!" I said. NC gave me a look. I understood what that look meant.
"You enjoy doing other things at work more than what you're supposed to do...which is writing. I told IS yesterday that you walk over my head," he said.
"Actually, you're right," I agreed.
"Sometimes you just act like a spoilt brat," he added.
I couldn't agree more. So I just smiled.
"I can only tell you these now because you're in a good mood. If I tell you on other days, you'll be so defensive saying that I'm picking on you and bullying you," said NC.
OMG...NC totally knows me!
"You're not a bad writer...you're just a terrible employee," he ended.
Fast forward one hour after that conversation....I went to Karr Wei to tell her my 'problem'. She said "You're a spoilt brat!"
Wow, I heard it from two different people on the same day! But I'm not a spoilt brat!!! I'm just used to doing things my way.....
Fast forward thirty minutes after I spoke to Karr Wei...I went to MG and told my 'problem'.
"Can't you see. I'm busy playing Word Challenge!" she said. End of story.
Had lunch with IS, NC and the two French kids at a Japanese restaurant at Jaya 33. It was damn funny looking at Bill (that's what IS calls him as she can't exactly pronounce his French name) trying to pick up soft tofu with a chopstick on each hand.
Fast forward five hours later...NM and IY were going over their Valentine's Day plan and NC was talking about how he's going to bring six hot chicks to dinner tomorrow.
As NC was clearing my story (which was terrible, I have to admit), I asked him what's wrong with me. Actually, he could've pointed out a million things that are wrong with me...but he didn't. I asked again, "Why am I writing crappy stories nowadays?"
He replied," Like I said yesterday, you're too complacent."
"But I don't understand what complacent means!" I said. NC gave me a look. I understood what that look meant.
"You enjoy doing other things at work more than what you're supposed to do...which is writing. I told IS yesterday that you walk over my head," he said.
"Actually, you're right," I agreed.
"Sometimes you just act like a spoilt brat," he added.
I couldn't agree more. So I just smiled.
"I can only tell you these now because you're in a good mood. If I tell you on other days, you'll be so defensive saying that I'm picking on you and bullying you," said NC.
OMG...NC totally knows me!
"You're not a bad writer...you're just a terrible employee," he ended.
Fast forward one hour after that conversation....I went to Karr Wei to tell her my 'problem'. She said "You're a spoilt brat!"
Wow, I heard it from two different people on the same day! But I'm not a spoilt brat!!! I'm just used to doing things my way.....
Fast forward thirty minutes after I spoke to Karr Wei...I went to MG and told my 'problem'.
"Can't you see. I'm busy playing Word Challenge!" she said. End of story.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
In trouble...
IS issued a severe warning that I shouldn't blog during working hours. It's 6.10pm now...I think it's okay kot.
It's my fault for asking her to read the blog in the first place. I'll take the blame. I know she's reading this...so I'm going to say "I love IS. She's the best boss ever."
I know NC is also reading this. So I'm going to add "I love NC. He's the best boss ever as well."
Oh, before I forget. I'm so emotional right now. I asked for Lost Season Two and Three from Michael yesterday and he left the DVDs with his secretary!!! He actually remembered! I feel so...you know, happy.
And there I was, earlier, saying that he didn't remember because of his age. I totally take it back. He's the best. I'm the forgetful one...no, let's make that Martin.
I asked Martin to become a follower of this blog..but he said he'll only do it if IY converts to Islam. Yeah, like that's gonna happen soon.
Karr Wei is on my left. She's waiting. We're having dinner with Xin Yi in Commons.
"Can I go first, so that she won't be waiting for too long?" asks Karr Wei. I say "Okay". Karr Wei just left.
I'm alone here. Okay, not really. There are many people on this floor.
It's my fault for asking her to read the blog in the first place. I'll take the blame. I know she's reading this...so I'm going to say "I love IS. She's the best boss ever."
I know NC is also reading this. So I'm going to add "I love NC. He's the best boss ever as well."
Oh, before I forget. I'm so emotional right now. I asked for Lost Season Two and Three from Michael yesterday and he left the DVDs with his secretary!!! He actually remembered! I feel so...you know, happy.
And there I was, earlier, saying that he didn't remember because of his age. I totally take it back. He's the best. I'm the forgetful one...no, let's make that Martin.
I asked Martin to become a follower of this blog..but he said he'll only do it if IY converts to Islam. Yeah, like that's gonna happen soon.
Karr Wei is on my left. She's waiting. We're having dinner with Xin Yi in Commons.
"Can I go first, so that she won't be waiting for too long?" asks Karr Wei. I say "Okay". Karr Wei just left.
I'm alone here. Okay, not really. There are many people on this floor.
Haters...
It's only been a week and I already have haters. They (or she to be precise) are calling this blog a TRANSCRIPT!
"This is beyond pathetic. Just because I don't want to leave a comment, you are typing it out yourself!"
"Post that! Post that!" screams IS.
"Stop blogging!" she adds. And gives me the 'look'.
NC is standing behind me now. He's laughing while listening to IS ranting away.
She's coming. I have to go.
"This is beyond pathetic. Just because I don't want to leave a comment, you are typing it out yourself!"
"Post that! Post that!" screams IS.
"Stop blogging!" she adds. And gives me the 'look'.
NC is standing behind me now. He's laughing while listening to IS ranting away.
She's coming. I have to go.
I'm back
I want to be honest here...I was actually thinking about letting this blog go. But Xin Yi has been bugging me all day today to update my blog. So here I am.
I'm not going to talk about Thaipusam. If you want a preview on hell...just go to Penang. It's so bloody hot, depressingly humid and unbelievably suffocating! There's like no air...and the only wind you can expect there is from someone's ass!
I'm on 3a now..there's no PC available downstairs. I haven't told NC and IS that I'm up here. Most probably they're thinking that I'm still at my morning assignment....unless they've checked my updates on Facebook.
Xin Yi is on my left...no wait, she's not there any more. She's talking to Jacobus now. On my right are Martin and Richard.
Ing Yeen just asked if I wanted to have lunch. I said.."Can wait 5 minutes, ah?"
Xin Yi is back. She's reading Saturday's newspaper.
"Are you sad ah? You look so sad..." says Xin Yi. "No lah, I'm just tired," I reply.
I stop to think for a second.
"Yes ah? I look so sad is it? It's so 'suay' to look sad for no reason," I tell her. So, I'm plastering a fake smile on my face now.
Xin Yi is clicking the mouse. Ing Yeen just stood up. She's sitting again. Dollah is talking to someone. He's loud.
Jacobus just walked past me.
It's damn cold up here. I'm going for lunch.
I'm not going to talk about Thaipusam. If you want a preview on hell...just go to Penang. It's so bloody hot, depressingly humid and unbelievably suffocating! There's like no air...and the only wind you can expect there is from someone's ass!
I'm on 3a now..there's no PC available downstairs. I haven't told NC and IS that I'm up here. Most probably they're thinking that I'm still at my morning assignment....unless they've checked my updates on Facebook.
Xin Yi is on my left...no wait, she's not there any more. She's talking to Jacobus now. On my right are Martin and Richard.
Ing Yeen just asked if I wanted to have lunch. I said.."Can wait 5 minutes, ah?"
Xin Yi is back. She's reading Saturday's newspaper.
"Are you sad ah? You look so sad..." says Xin Yi. "No lah, I'm just tired," I reply.
I stop to think for a second.
"Yes ah? I look so sad is it? It's so 'suay' to look sad for no reason," I tell her. So, I'm plastering a fake smile on my face now.
Xin Yi is clicking the mouse. Ing Yeen just stood up. She's sitting again. Dollah is talking to someone. He's loud.
Jacobus just walked past me.
It's damn cold up here. I'm going for lunch.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Late entry
Sorry for not blogging earlier..I was malas.
There was only one thing on my mind the whole day today - whether I should buy the RM209 Charles & Keith handbag which was probably made in Balakong (information provided by NM who heard it from her bf).
That's why I couldn't sit still and write an entry..until now. Oh, and also I couldn't find a PC next to Karr Wei or Xin Yi...which is why I don't have any info on them today.
Just finished a conversation with IS...who encouraged me to get over my silly fear of drowning and just swim. Easy for her to say..it's not her who's fated to drown (an astrologer told me that that's my way of death). But I'm going to take her advice anyway...might as well be happy when I'm drowning. Looking forward to my next swimming lesson.
This is my last entry for this week. Going to Penang tomorrow.
Good luck to Karr Wei and Xin Yi on their orange throwing endeavour this Monday. Hopefully they'll meet their tall, dark and handsome dude.
p/s: Any tall, dark and handsome dude (or anyone who knows guys who fit the bill) reading this entry, pls leave your phone number and email add. They'll contact you soon.
p/s2: Short, fat and not-so-handsome dudes may apply...but don't get your hopes up too high.
*The format of this entry is a little different that the previous ones. That's because Karr Wei said maybe I should try blogging about things that had already happened - not just the ones that happen as I'm blogging*
Kata pepatah for the day: If you need to pee, don't hold it in.
There was only one thing on my mind the whole day today - whether I should buy the RM209 Charles & Keith handbag which was probably made in Balakong (information provided by NM who heard it from her bf).
That's why I couldn't sit still and write an entry..until now. Oh, and also I couldn't find a PC next to Karr Wei or Xin Yi...which is why I don't have any info on them today.
Just finished a conversation with IS...who encouraged me to get over my silly fear of drowning and just swim. Easy for her to say..it's not her who's fated to drown (an astrologer told me that that's my way of death). But I'm going to take her advice anyway...might as well be happy when I'm drowning. Looking forward to my next swimming lesson.
This is my last entry for this week. Going to Penang tomorrow.
Good luck to Karr Wei and Xin Yi on their orange throwing endeavour this Monday. Hopefully they'll meet their tall, dark and handsome dude.
p/s: Any tall, dark and handsome dude (or anyone who knows guys who fit the bill) reading this entry, pls leave your phone number and email add. They'll contact you soon.
p/s2: Short, fat and not-so-handsome dudes may apply...but don't get your hopes up too high.
*The format of this entry is a little different that the previous ones. That's because Karr Wei said maybe I should try blogging about things that had already happened - not just the ones that happen as I'm blogging*
Kata pepatah for the day: If you need to pee, don't hold it in.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Sam is here...
Sam is here. He got here like about three minutes ago. Right after he came, he curi some murukku from somebody's desk.
"Sedap la. You bring wan ah?" asks Sam. "No," replies Karr Wei. Silence.
"You leave that time, call me ah.." says Sam.
Four things you must know about Sam...like now!
Fav food: Fast food
Fav singer: "I don't have fav singer. All sort of music also I listen."
Gift he likes to give people: "Anything that the person likes. So, I'll get them that."
Least fav colour: Pink
"Thank you, Sam," I say. "You're welcome," he replies.
"Sedap la. You bring wan ah?" asks Sam. "No," replies Karr Wei. Silence.
"You leave that time, call me ah.." says Sam.
Four things you must know about Sam...like now!
Fav food: Fast food
Fav singer: "I don't have fav singer. All sort of music also I listen."
Gift he likes to give people: "Anything that the person likes. So, I'll get them that."
Least fav colour: Pink
"Thank you, Sam," I say. "You're welcome," he replies.
Tak jadi...
Karr Wei asked me to write this. "Say 'Karr Wei is very upset but she cannot say what because it's unprintable'".
Now I'm intrigued.
Anyway, I can't write about Jaya because she's not here.
Karr Wei just said something that I can't type. Now she says,"We need to change." Hope you guys get the idea of what she's trying to say.
"Eh, try this sweet," says Karr Wei.
I just took one...and it's orange-flavoured candy.
"Do a review about the candy," adds Karr Wei.
Orange Candy
("It's from Hong Kong by the way," she says. "If you want that piece of information."
The Orange Candy tastes very much like Mandarin orange...which I suspect it is. Right now it tastes a little soury, but I hope that as time passes by, it'll turn sweet. The candy is square...like a box. Smaller and thicker than Sugus.
(Two seconds ago, Karr Wei gave me a funny look. Most probably questioning my sanity."
Karr Wei is on my left. She just laughed. Oh..she's reading this blog. She's currently biting her pinky finger..and now closes her mouth as she tries to hide her laughter. She coughed twice.
Nobody is on my right. Shaari is on the phone...he's walking behind us, talking loudly as if nobody's here. He just laughed. He just laughed again.
Top four things you should know about Karr Wei now...at this moment.
Fav phrase: Your head. No lah.
Least fav food: Sashimi
Fav colour: Olive green (so fancy)
Fav number: 18
*Karr Wei thinks: "Sharmila's phone just rang and her ring tone is like BLEEDING loud!!"*
Sorry, I was distracted by a phone call from PY. Drama with IS's phone. Drama over.
Kata pepatah of the day (courtesy of Karr Wei): Be careful what you write on Facebook. Your boss might be reading!
Now I'm intrigued.
Anyway, I can't write about Jaya because she's not here.
Karr Wei just said something that I can't type. Now she says,"We need to change." Hope you guys get the idea of what she's trying to say.
"Eh, try this sweet," says Karr Wei.
I just took one...and it's orange-flavoured candy.
"Do a review about the candy," adds Karr Wei.
Orange Candy
("It's from Hong Kong by the way," she says. "If you want that piece of information."
The Orange Candy tastes very much like Mandarin orange...which I suspect it is. Right now it tastes a little soury, but I hope that as time passes by, it'll turn sweet. The candy is square...like a box. Smaller and thicker than Sugus.
(Two seconds ago, Karr Wei gave me a funny look. Most probably questioning my sanity."
Karr Wei is on my left. She just laughed. Oh..she's reading this blog. She's currently biting her pinky finger..and now closes her mouth as she tries to hide her laughter. She coughed twice.
Nobody is on my right. Shaari is on the phone...he's walking behind us, talking loudly as if nobody's here. He just laughed. He just laughed again.
Top four things you should know about Karr Wei now...at this moment.
Fav phrase: Your head. No lah.
Least fav food: Sashimi
Fav colour: Olive green (so fancy)
Fav number: 18
*Karr Wei thinks: "Sharmila's phone just rang and her ring tone is like BLEEDING loud!!"*
Sorry, I was distracted by a phone call from PY. Drama with IS's phone. Drama over.
Kata pepatah of the day (courtesy of Karr Wei): Be careful what you write on Facebook. Your boss might be reading!
Bored already...
It's like what? The third day I'm doing this and I'm already bored! But, I know I have fans out there that I cannot disappoint...so I'm going to get over myself and do this for them.
And by fans, I mean Yoke Teng and Christina.
Now - I'm sleepy. Very sleepy. IY is behind me..typing something. PY is also here..but I can't see her because she's behind that huge pillar thingy.
I'm staring at my phone..hoping that I'll get a message from my swimming instructor saying that she has terrible migraine (again) and has to cancel the class.
Daughtry's 'What About Now' is going on...we've heard this song so many times today that we're thoroughly annoyed by it.
I'm wearing an all-black ensemble today.
Jaya wants to be mentioned in my blog. So I gotta go up and see what's she's doing...so I can blog about it as she does it.
Toodles...for a bit.
And by fans, I mean Yoke Teng and Christina.
Now - I'm sleepy. Very sleepy. IY is behind me..typing something. PY is also here..but I can't see her because she's behind that huge pillar thingy.
I'm staring at my phone..hoping that I'll get a message from my swimming instructor saying that she has terrible migraine (again) and has to cancel the class.
Daughtry's 'What About Now' is going on...we've heard this song so many times today that we're thoroughly annoyed by it.
I'm wearing an all-black ensemble today.
Jaya wants to be mentioned in my blog. So I gotta go up and see what's she's doing...so I can blog about it as she does it.
Toodles...for a bit.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Correction
Xin Yi just read the blog. Apparently she said "Pretty Girl"..not "Busy Girl" like what I had typed earlier.
The CD berhantu cannot be read on this PC as well. Now the CD-ROM is spinning like gila and we don't know how to stop it.
If anyone asks...it's Christina's fault. Right now she's Facebooking. Yoke Teng is waiting for a page to load..but it's taking a long time. She's holding a green pen on her left hand. She just asked "Did you see my comments?"
I said "Not yet".
The CD berhantu cannot be read on this PC as well. Now the CD-ROM is spinning like gila and we don't know how to stop it.
If anyone asks...it's Christina's fault. Right now she's Facebooking. Yoke Teng is waiting for a page to load..but it's taking a long time. She's holding a green pen on her left hand. She just asked "Did you see my comments?"
I said "Not yet".
Updating..
I'm back on level 3A....I came up to send my artist request form....you know, that panel IS asked me to do.
I'm sitting on Christina's left. On my left is Yoke Teng... and I just asked her how she wants to be referred to on my blog. She said "Yoke Teng."
Christina is having a crisis. Her CD is stuck in the PC. She's looking for a safety pin...but since we don't have an aunty here...she can't find one.
Xin Yi asked her to get a paper clip from Esther. Christina managed to open the CD-ROM. The CD is still spinning. I ask her to close it, just in case the CD flies out and cuts someone's face. Chrisitina obliged. She closed it. Then she opened it again. I pressed the CD down while she pried it out. Drama over.
I asked Xin Yi how she wants to be known. She said "Whatever"...then she added "You don't use whatever ah!"
I asked Jade what name she wants me to use...Xin Yi sibuk and answers "The Busy Girl". Then I gave her a look...for being sibuk.
I ask Jade if I can use JC. She said "Okay".
Brian is talking to Nelsen.
Nelsen just said "Hi". Christina told me to include him in the blog. I said I just did. Nelsen looked at the screen and said "Out of no where!"
Christina is trying to get one fo the CD-ROMs to play her CD. But tak boleh. Christina just said "Bodohnya".
I offered to try the CD on this PC. Put the CD in. It's reading.
Gotta go. Christina wants to use this PC.
I'm sitting on Christina's left. On my left is Yoke Teng... and I just asked her how she wants to be referred to on my blog. She said "Yoke Teng."
Christina is having a crisis. Her CD is stuck in the PC. She's looking for a safety pin...but since we don't have an aunty here...she can't find one.
Xin Yi asked her to get a paper clip from Esther. Christina managed to open the CD-ROM. The CD is still spinning. I ask her to close it, just in case the CD flies out and cuts someone's face. Chrisitina obliged. She closed it. Then she opened it again. I pressed the CD down while she pried it out. Drama over.
I asked Xin Yi how she wants to be known. She said "Whatever"...then she added "You don't use whatever ah!"
I asked Jade what name she wants me to use...Xin Yi sibuk and answers "The Busy Girl". Then I gave her a look...for being sibuk.
I ask Jade if I can use JC. She said "Okay".
Brian is talking to Nelsen.
Nelsen just said "Hi". Christina told me to include him in the blog. I said I just did. Nelsen looked at the screen and said "Out of no where!"
Christina is trying to get one fo the CD-ROMs to play her CD. But tak boleh. Christina just said "Bodohnya".
I offered to try the CD on this PC. Put the CD in. It's reading.
Gotta go. Christina wants to use this PC.
I can't write
Remember that article I said I was going to finish in an hour...like at 10am? Guess what, I just completed it. IS is clearing it now..or should I say..rewriting it.
OMG! I have no idea what's going on with my writing..but one thing's for sure. I can't write!!!
I really hope this is a temporary setback (though if you ask IS or NC, they'd say that it's been going on for at least a year)...or else I have to move to a department in which it's longest article is eight para long.
Anyway, NM is back to sitting on my left. She's...ermm...Facebooking. IY is on my right..at least 5m away...checking something colourful on the net. My eyesight is screwed..so I can't really see what's on the screen..a bunch of red and green boxes.
PY is at NC's place...
N'Sync's 'Tearing Up My Heart' is going on right now. Janitor is polishing the floor.
NM just wiped her right eye...and she just flipped back her hair. Now she's clicking her mouse.
IY just scratched his left ear...now his back....
PY just looked at her notebook on the table before typing something.
I'm wearing white Adidas sneakers...NM is wearing black high heels...IY is wearing white Converse sneakers...IS is wearing something that's hurting her feet (tu la...nak sangat berfesyen)..and PY is wearing...I can't see from here.
IS just called me. She wants me to do Thursday's panel...I said "Yeah". Then she asked me to print out the pics. She said "Thanks."
Gotta go.
OMG! I have no idea what's going on with my writing..but one thing's for sure. I can't write!!!
I really hope this is a temporary setback (though if you ask IS or NC, they'd say that it's been going on for at least a year)...or else I have to move to a department in which it's longest article is eight para long.
Anyway, NM is back to sitting on my left. She's...ermm...Facebooking. IY is on my right..at least 5m away...checking something colourful on the net. My eyesight is screwed..so I can't really see what's on the screen..a bunch of red and green boxes.
PY is at NC's place...
N'Sync's 'Tearing Up My Heart' is going on right now. Janitor is polishing the floor.
NM just wiped her right eye...and she just flipped back her hair. Now she's clicking her mouse.
IY just scratched his left ear...now his back....
PY just looked at her notebook on the table before typing something.
I'm wearing white Adidas sneakers...NM is wearing black high heels...IY is wearing white Converse sneakers...IS is wearing something that's hurting her feet (tu la...nak sangat berfesyen)..and PY is wearing...I can't see from here.
IS just called me. She wants me to do Thursday's panel...I said "Yeah". Then she asked me to print out the pics. She said "Thanks."
Gotta go.
Morning post
Hallo.
I'm all by myself now. Trying to start and finish my article in less than one hour. I can do it.
Got two comments on my blog already. Wow, I knew this is going to be popular...but I didn't expect it to be this fast.
To the first commentator: Yes, this blog is going to be everywhere.
To the second commentator: Don't be a hater! I just know how to micro-manage my time..=)
Okay..I'm also very perasan.
PY told me that something very interesting happened after I left yesterday. We got complaints saying that we were not removing the sex spams from our forum. High-intensity drama....damn, I missed it! If not I could've blogged about it.
Met a foreign worker in the lift just now. He got off on the same floor as I did. He turned around and looked confused. He spoke in a funny language (okay, the language wasn't funny, but the way he talked was. Have to be politically correct nowadays. Banyak susah) to me. I couldn't understand a word...(obviously).
Excerpts from the 'conversation'
Me: (sign language) Hand to mouth - Look at him questioningly
He: Nods
Me: Show two fingers, point downwards.
He: Ah, ah, shows two fingers and points downwards.
After three minutes of exchanging improvised and made-on-the-spot sign languages, I figured out that he's a new canteen staff and wants to get to the cafeteria...
And all that excitement so early in the morning! It's going to be a great day.
I'm all by myself now. Trying to start and finish my article in less than one hour. I can do it.
Got two comments on my blog already. Wow, I knew this is going to be popular...but I didn't expect it to be this fast.
To the first commentator: Yes, this blog is going to be everywhere.
To the second commentator: Don't be a hater! I just know how to micro-manage my time..=)
Okay..I'm also very perasan.
PY told me that something very interesting happened after I left yesterday. We got complaints saying that we were not removing the sex spams from our forum. High-intensity drama....damn, I missed it! If not I could've blogged about it.
Met a foreign worker in the lift just now. He got off on the same floor as I did. He turned around and looked confused. He spoke in a funny language (okay, the language wasn't funny, but the way he talked was. Have to be politically correct nowadays. Banyak susah) to me. I couldn't understand a word...(obviously).
Excerpts from the 'conversation'
Me: (sign language) Hand to mouth - Look at him questioningly
He: Nods
Me: Show two fingers, point downwards.
He: Ah, ah, shows two fingers and points downwards.
After three minutes of exchanging improvised and made-on-the-spot sign languages, I figured out that he's a new canteen staff and wants to get to the cafeteria...
And all that excitement so early in the morning! It's going to be a great day.
Monday, February 2, 2009
It's mine
I've decided not to share this blog with Christina. It's mine. All mine.
Now I'm back on the first floor. NM is on my left. She's busy typing away...most probably not work..=) Let me see...hmm, yah..she's typing something on Facebook.
PY is on the phone right now...she just said "Thank you, bye!". Now she's behind me, talking to NM..asking a question...NM looks befuddled.
I just asked PY's and NM's permission if I could mention them in my blog. NM said "as long as it doesn't incriminate me for not doing my work."
PY just walked away...after taking a pineapple tart from the tray between NM and I. Now, she's quarelling with NM over some murukku. She dropped some on the floor...she picks them up and throws them into the dustbin.
IS just called NM into the room - it's been 3mins now...she's still in there.
Anyway, Karr Wei asked if I wanted to go makan porridge steamboat. Aku tengah mengantuk gila...but for the sake of bonding with friends..I said yes.
I love Britney Spears. I wish I could do 500 crunches a day like she does.
NM is back.
"It's so crunchy it makes my ears pop," said PY about the murukku.
I wonder if anyone will read this blog...and if I'll have a following like those popular bloggers.
I just realised that it doesn't matter. This blog is crap...I'm just doing it for fun.
Kata pepatah for the day: Don't shit if you can't stand the smell.
Now I'm back on the first floor. NM is on my left. She's busy typing away...most probably not work..=) Let me see...hmm, yah..she's typing something on Facebook.
PY is on the phone right now...she just said "Thank you, bye!". Now she's behind me, talking to NM..asking a question...NM looks befuddled.
I just asked PY's and NM's permission if I could mention them in my blog. NM said "as long as it doesn't incriminate me for not doing my work."
PY just walked away...after taking a pineapple tart from the tray between NM and I. Now, she's quarelling with NM over some murukku. She dropped some on the floor...she picks them up and throws them into the dustbin.
IS just called NM into the room - it's been 3mins now...she's still in there.
Anyway, Karr Wei asked if I wanted to go makan porridge steamboat. Aku tengah mengantuk gila...but for the sake of bonding with friends..I said yes.
I love Britney Spears. I wish I could do 500 crunches a day like she does.
NM is back.
"It's so crunchy it makes my ears pop," said PY about the murukku.
I wonder if anyone will read this blog...and if I'll have a following like those popular bloggers.
I just realised that it doesn't matter. This blog is crap...I'm just doing it for fun.
Kata pepatah for the day: Don't shit if you can't stand the smell.
Why are you reading this?
Christina is undecided. She doesn't know if her screen name should be Gray Whale or Purple Whale. Personally, I don't think it matters because at the end of the day...she's a whale.
She's looking at the assignment roster now. I'm sitting on her right typing this. This is what we do when we have nothing to do.
Things on top of Christina's mind:
Number: 11
Day: Tuesday
Actor: I don't know
"Can we stop and pass? Don't you have nothing else to do?" asks Christina. I tell her to look at our blog because it already has four paragraphs!
Christina is busy Facebooking. She's clicking on something but the page is loading very slowly. She looks frustrated. Now she's typing a reply to a message she received on Facebook. She's scrolling up..and down..up...and down.
I'm calling Karr Wei now...it's ringing..but she's not picking up.
Christina is clicking away..she has so many windows open on her desktop that she's having a hard time finding what she wants to see.
She's typing the second line of her article. The photos were taken by Chan. We think that Andrea Fonseka looks nice. Now that she's lost all that weight.
I'm thinking about what to write. But I have no clue. I shouldn't be here in the first place. I should be at my place on the first floor and complete my own work. But I'm here.
Christina just scratched her head. I told her that. She said, "You gila."
She's looking at the assignment roster now. I'm sitting on her right typing this. This is what we do when we have nothing to do.
Things on top of Christina's mind:
Number: 11
Day: Tuesday
Actor: I don't know
"Can we stop and pass? Don't you have nothing else to do?" asks Christina. I tell her to look at our blog because it already has four paragraphs!
Christina is busy Facebooking. She's clicking on something but the page is loading very slowly. She looks frustrated. Now she's typing a reply to a message she received on Facebook. She's scrolling up..and down..up...and down.
I'm calling Karr Wei now...it's ringing..but she's not picking up.
Christina is clicking away..she has so many windows open on her desktop that she's having a hard time finding what she wants to see.
She's typing the second line of her article. The photos were taken by Chan. We think that Andrea Fonseka looks nice. Now that she's lost all that weight.
I'm thinking about what to write. But I have no clue. I shouldn't be here in the first place. I should be at my place on the first floor and complete my own work. But I'm here.
Christina just scratched her head. I told her that. She said, "You gila."
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