Monday, March 30, 2009

Everybody Hates Martin

On my right is Martin. He's opening his ancient briefcase and takes out an almost obsolete camera! OMG! I don't even know why he's here...he should be living with the cavemen or something.
I'm sure he grew up playing fetch with dinosaurs...I swear!

Shaari just picked up my handphone and gave it to me. He's such a nice guy. On my left is Jastin. He's working on something.

Now Martin is humming a terrible tune. This tone-deaf, lame excuse for a singer is playing chess online. I thought you needed brain (that actually works) to play that boring game. NVM.

I'm feeling so sleepy. It's very quiet here. The air-conditioner is making a funny noise. The type of noise that you hear in a Thai horror movie where the ghost with long hair stays in the air vent or something.

Martin just played the lamest trick on earth! It's so lame, I don't even wanna blog about it.

Gotta go home and read my Captain Underpants books...or maybe watch Dexter. Or maybe sleep.

Take care. Don't drink and drive. Martin, go to hell.

Friday, March 20, 2009

I'm not dead

Hola!

I know it's been years since I last updated this blog...but that was simply because I was malas. What's new, right?

Anyway, I'm at 3A now...discussing with Karr Wei about her potential pakwe coming to visit her. Woohoo! I can't discuss much further..yet.

Ing Yeen is on my left, and next to her is Christina. Faridah is on my right. She's writing an article...

Karr Wei is behind me, talking to Yoke Teng and Salina. They're discussing about something very boring..no one is laughing, that's how I could tell.

Oh, Karr Wei told me that she has cirit birit today. Sometimes she likes to tell me things that I rather not know.

Faridah just asked me to help think of a headline for a story about balloons..."I'm thinking," I tell her.

Karr Wei is on my left now. "Do you eat assam?" she asks. She hands me a small bowl-ful of assam. They look funny...like all assams do.

I nod my head.

"I think I need to do a map...how ah?" says Karr Wei. Of course I have no idea what she's talking about.

She just took an assam and is chewing on it...like mad.

Jastin is back. He said "Hi!" and gives a sheepish smile.

"Go and minum some more," scolds Karr Wei.

"What? Minum beer?" I ask him. FYI: It's 5.03pm.

"No lah. Just teh-O," he says.

Top four things you should know about Jastin like right now...

What he had for lunch: Buttermilk Chicken Bento (from Commons)
What's his favourite colour: Purple
Number of times he went to toilet today: Twice
His ideal girl: "I don't know how to answer that la. How to answer?"

I just told Jastin to follow my blog. I think I scared him into saying yes. He says that he'll read it and comment.

He's reading the blog now. Good boy!