Here at work ...

Kenneth is talking to Angelin. It's very annoying.

"Okay," said Kenneth.

"Is that it?" asked Angelin.

"What you can always do is compare it to the day before ...," said Kenneth.


I don't know what is it that they're talking about but it's sounds so boring. Ee Loo just walked past me. She's carrying a brown handbag.

Kenneth is back talking to Angelin. He's drinking something. Wait, let me ask him what is it he's drinking.

"Kenneth, what are you drinking?"

"Why? You want?"

What? I just wanna know. Please lah ... it's most probably some nonsense drink like Jasmine Tea with fancy ass petals or something like that.

"S****, you tak nak pergi kencing ke?" Angelin just sibuk and asked.

Actually she's right. I really need to pee right now. Gotta go.

Oh wait ...

I haven't told you the real reason why I updated this blog.

Remember how Jastin threatened to go all postal and kill innocent lives simply because I haven't been blogging? Well, that's not the reason.

I mean seriously, do I look as if I care if one of you die just because I don't blog? Get real people.

The actual reason is, I'm just too lazy to handle all the drama that would eventually come if Jastin carries out his threat.

I really have no time to go to a police station, give statements, deal with stupid and difficult people, answer questions, describe stuff and do all the other tedious things that come with being the reason behind a mass murder.

I have books to read and TV shows to watch. I really have no time for all that crap.

Okay .. so where was I?

Yeah, something about Jastin threatening to kill some people if I didn't update this god forsaken blog today ... or something like that right?

Actually, to be perfectly honest, the reason why I have not been updating this blog is simply because I don't give a fuck about it anymore.

I mean, do cool people even blog nowadays? I don't think so.

But Jastin, god ... can that Fei Chai be persuasive or what? Every time I see him (and it's quite often unfortunately), he's asking me about this blog.

And today, when Shaun Ho showed up, Jastin even went as far as to interview him for me ... for that special section that I have where I feature non-interesting people.

"Eh, I'm like your new contributor, right?" asked Jastin. Uh uh ... whatever you say.

Anyway, here are some of the things you should know about Shaun.

What he had for lunch: Carl's Junior.

His favourite colour: Orange (OMG, that's like so weird. Who the hell likes orange?)

How many times he peed today: Zero. (Me: What? You mean you didn't pee at all today? Shaun: No.)

Random quote : Err.. (I told you he's not that interesting, right?)

Fine ... I'll blog.

"If you don't update your blog ... I'm going to fucking kill someone in this office!"

That's what Jastin said to me earlier, so here I am ... updating this stupid blog after taking like 75 minutes trying to remember the password.

Yeah, I know that I could've reset the password and get them to send the new password or whatever to my login email.

The problem is that I don't remember the password to that email as well. Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot ... sue me.

Well, I managed to log in to this account in the end right?

"Sharm, can you clear the sidebars?" Ian just asked me.

Sorry, gotta go.