Yvonne is all alone ... all by herself. Okay, there are other people in the office but they don't matter.
"Okay I gotta go and have lunch."
She just grabbed my wrists.
"Is it cold? Like my soul?"
"I didn't say soul. I said my heart."
No wonder she's alone.
Kelly is talking to herself. Actually she's doing her work. But she is like literally talking to herself.
Bruce is on my left. Looking at his phone.
Being all bored and stuff.
This place is cold. Like they want us to freeze to death or something.
What is Kelly's favourite number? 8
What???
"Because I like the money, huat, huat, huat."
"This is what you look like without a neck."
Kelly just took a photo of Bruce without a neck.
"Don't sit like that."
"I'm too lazy to move," says Bruce.
Now they're complaining about POKC closing down.
"No more tau foo fah cheesecake."
Apparently it's because I didn't review that place.
NMP. Not My Problem.
Yvonne is here. Talking to Meliza.
Meliza is pointing a weird cat thingy at my face.
"Kitty wants to make friends."
"I'm just gonna stay here until you guys make a decision," says Yvonne.
Meliza is complaining about how we're not friends on FB.
"She doesn't even reply my messages."
Yvonne just snapped her fingers.
"I have no idea what she's doing now." Yvonne is whispering something. Can't hear her. Must be something unimportant.
We are not having cake today FYI.
I hate everyone.
Meliza is on my left. She has two stories to do...
"They have carrot cake at Sprezza. But I didn't buy it because we're going later."
Meliza and I are required to eat cake today. It's a must. It is expected of us.
What did Meliza have for lunch today?
Jay just tapped me on my shoulder. He left.
"You watched me digest my food and you ask me what I had for lunch? Consume and digest ... both."
What's your favourite colour?
"Orange. What's yours?"
Red. But people think it's black.
"Yeah...because you always wear black."
