Are you ready to die....

And go to burger heaven?

If you answered yes...then you so totally must try the Matterhorn (I asked Christina how to spell it. Is it M-A-T-T-E-R-H-O-R-N? She just looked confused and said "Yah, I think so.)

Anyway, this Matterhorn is a bad ass 3kg burger that can be found exclusively at Eurodeli (that's where I first met B*boy!)

I've been trying to get Mel and Ian and the rest of the gang to participate in the Matterhorn challenge...where you have to eat the huge ass burger in under 45mins.

Mel is confident that she's able to finish it, but she's a little shy to be forever known as 'the girl who finished it'. So, we'll leave it at that.

When I asked Daryl if he wanted to try it...he chickened out by saying "I am a vegetarian." He is not. Lame.

I asked Ian..he said something. I forgot.

So yes, anyway...I finally had the chance to see people try the Matterhorn and live to talk about it. Siapa you tanya? Nelsen, Eduwingyelsdis (he's a ding dong...I don't feel like typing his name properly), Karr Wei, Christina and Sia.

Check this bad boy out. Sorry for the poor quality image...you're not special...so I didn't feel like taking a proper picture. Deal with it.



Besar giler babi kan?

Everybody was malu-malu kucing konon to try out the burger. Dah ada kat depan mata...makan je lah.

Eduwingyelsdis and Karr Wei nak bermanja-manja pulak, sharing the burger la, cut into small pieces la..sekeh kepala tu kang, baru tau. But Karr Wei makan the pickles je. The other guy, apa nama, Eduwingyelsdis...he just played around with it.

Ni la muka si Eduwingyelsdis yg tak berapa hensem itu:



The only person who took up the challenge and ate a quarter of the burger all by himself was Nelsen (who was a bit kampung and asked for chilli sauce. Actually, I pun kampung jugak. I asked for the chilli sauce first). Slowly but surely, Nelsen anihilated his portion.

Wanna see his face? Not Brad Pitt level la...but better than Eduwingyelsdis for sure.



*Aiyah..this blog post is getting a bit too long. I'm starting to feel lazy already. Let me take a pee break k. See you in a bit.*


*Okay, I'm back. Let's wrap up this damn post. Anyway, Christina just asked if I wanted a wine or beer drinking session. Dua-dua pun aku tak minat. So, I tak kisah. Anywhere also can.*

So yeah..after we finished eating half of the Matterhorn, I thought that it'd be a great idea to show off my colouring skills to others. B*boy..who is like the nicest person on earth...asked his staff to bring colour pencils for us and even moderated the contest.



But unfortunately he's a moderator kayu because he let Karr Wei take more than one colour pencil at a time (hello, I need to use the colour pencils as well!)and was extremely lenient with contestants who broke competition rules (like shaking the table, etc). Haih, need to get a professional judge next time.

Anyway, I...the artistic one...knew that I was going to win the contest even from the start but I was very modest about it. I didn't want to discourage the rest of them from doing their best even though they were up against a world-class colour-er.

To be totally fair, B*boy got one of his staff members to choose the winning entry. I signalled the nice lady to choose Karr Wei's entry (because honestly, it was ugly and I'm a gracious person and I wanted Karr Wei to feel special.)

So she chose Karr Wei's. I congratulated her...but the rest of the patrons in the restaurant protested. Some threw chairs and even broke into tears at the unfairness. They knew who the real winner was. It was me. I knew it too, but I just kept quiet.

B*boy then got another of his staff member to pick the winner...and she chose me. I couldn't say anything. If they want me to be the winner...what can I say right?

Here's my entry:




Here's Karr Wei's entry:



Buruk kan? But don't tell her...she'll merajuk.

p/s: Eduwingyelsdis didn't join the colouring contest. He doesn't know how to use colour pencils.

Okay, I'm tired already. Bye all.